...you might be an Otaku!
Okay guys. I was on the phone with !NingenJaNai (https://www.deviantart.com/ningenjanai) and we started talking about Blue Collar Comedy's "You might be a redneck" and we suddenly came up with this monstrosity:
You Might Be an Otaku!
#1. If you've just beaten a video game and your phone rings with the fanfare from Final Fantasy...
#2. If you're sleeping and you are suddenly awoken by Caramell Dansen...
#3. If you know every para para paradise dance routine as well as Hare Hare Yukai and Motteke! Sera Fuku...
#4. If you play children's card games instead of black jack...
#5. If you've just lost the game...
#6. If your birthday cake is a lie...